Step 1: Choose SwathBangs, by They Might Be Giants
Some of my favorite lines:
**"Blow my mind Your Royal Flyness, I dig your bangs."
**"Bangs are like a pocket t-shirt,
as casual as that while fully intentional"
**"And although I like you anyway, check out your haircut.
a proscenium to stage a face that needs no make-up."
(I looked up proscenium: The stage of an ancient theater, located between the background and the orchestra.)
As a testament to the power of bangs, a story follows:
There's this local kid I've known for 2 years - he's a friend's cousin and moved to the city about the same time I did. The night of the bangs cutting, we were at a birthday party. I kept catching this kid staring at me. He kept telling people how great my bangs looked, or how great I looked with bangs. Later on, some other guy came over and introduced himself to me.
Bangs are that on which the world hangs...
And we'll close with a family snapshot, with new bangs...